Laugh of the Week

I wondered why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster.


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