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Laugh of the Week

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to do it!

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.

What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!

Week Summary

Here are the events that happened this week:

SMS vs Burley Boys Basketball Game (Tuesday) 7th Grade Field Trip to Paramount (Thursday) ICA Day (Thursday) SMS vs Burley Girls Basketball Game (Thursday) No School (Friday)
Did we miss anything? If so, contact us at sharkyearbook@gmail.com


Make it a great day or not, Sutherland, the choice is yours.

ICA

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Hey Sutherland! We had another ICA day on Thursday! Here are some pictures from a couple of the activities:

Fall Bags

Nail Painting
Make it a great day or not, Sutherland, the choice is yours!

Laugh of the Week

I wondered why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster.


Laugh of the Week

Two goldfish were in their tank. One said, "You man the guns, I’ll drive!"

 A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

 How many days of the week start with the letter “t”?
Two.
What are they?
Today and tomorrow!


A rich man drives by a homeless man eating grass, the rich man pulls over and says to the homeless man, “Excuse me sir, but what are you doing?” “Well,” says the homeless man, “I lost my job a couple months ago, and my family and I, we lost everything we own, so now all we can do to survive is eat grass.” So the rich man says, “Hey why don’t you come over to my house for dinner.” “That’s really generous,” the homeless man said, “But I have a family to-” “No I insist!” the rich man said. So they all get in his car, and while they're driving down the road, the rich man says, “You’ll love it there, my grass is like a foot long!”

Spirit Day: Content Shirt Day

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Friday, October 7th, we had a spirit day! People wore shirts with content of their favorite subject. 
Here are some photos of teachers and students showing spirit.



Laugh of the Week

Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
A. Because her students were so bright!

Q. How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Box Tops Chompetition

We are having a Chompetition from now until next Friday. Please remember to bring in box tops! Whichever Chomp brings in the most wins a prize! They will also get a picture of their whole class with their prize here on the Sutherland Blog! Make it a great day or not Sutherland, the choice is yours! 

ICA Day

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Hey Sharks! Today Sutherland had an ICA Day! Here are some pictures of just a few of the available activities:

A Sutherland Robotics team improved their robot.

There is nothing like a game of Super Smash Bros to end a day.
A game of soccer for some friendly competition.

Laugh of the Week

Q: Why is tennis such a loud game?

A: Because each player raises a racket.


Q: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.



Q: What kind of bait do librarians bring on fishing trips?

A: Book worms!